两大叔坐爱

两大叔坐爱 高清

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分类： 喜剧片 2018

导演： 理查德·莱斯特

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　　这是Richard Lester最好的一个片。
　　An absurdist classic
　　This is a wonderful surreal comedy based on the play by Spike Milligan and John Antrobus. You know that it is going to be an odd film right at the beginning, when the opening credits list the cast in order of their height. The film begins with the BBC (Frank Thornton) telling us through the facade of an old television that this is the third, or is it the fourth?, anniversary of the shortest war in history, lasting 2 hours and 28 minutes. England is now a barren landscape, littered with derelict cars and buildings, hills of old boots, broken crockery, and other debris. Forty million people perished and there are only 20 known survivors. The Queen did not survive, and of the 20 known survivors the next in line for the throne is a Mrs Ethel Schroake of 393a High Street, Leytonstone. Among the other survivors are Ralph Richardson (O Lucky Man!) as Lord Fortnum of Alamein, who isn't looking forward to his impending mutation into a bed sitting room. Michael Hordern is Bules Martin, who wears a 18-carat Hovis bread ring. Spike Milligan is a postman who wanders around and delivers some memorable dialogue, for example: "And in come the three bears - the daddy bear said, 'Who's been sleeping in my porridge?' - and the mummy bear said, 'that's no porridge, that was my wife' ". Arthur Lowe is slowly turning into a parrot (which is then eaten by Spike Milligan), while his wife, the owner of her own death certificate, turns into a wardrobe. His daughter is pregnant with a strange creature, which she has held inside her for seventeen months. Peter Cook and Dudley Moore are a pair of policemen who perpetually tell the others to "keep moving!". Moore growls a lot and turns into a dog at the end. Marty Feldman is a wellington-boot-wearing nurse. It's a hilarious, absurdist treat, and one of my treasured filmic pleasures.

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  • 颛孙风华 8小时前 :

    没啥意思，懦弱的国王，以一敌百的公主 ，动作戏牵强，二倍速看完删。

  • 月梅 0小时前 :

    除了女主很飒很正常，其他演员都跟傻子似的……这真不是黑韩国人的么？

  • 鲁丁兰 8小时前 :

    6.5分

  • 锦美 2小时前 :

    没看前我以为是电视剧，看了发现他是个塔防游戏。

  • 辰祥 3小时前 :

    这部电影搞笑点在于被导演蠢笑了….吴世勋射箭很帅，还是继续加油吧。

  • 钊国安 0小时前 :

    220720/22.★★ ★/☆. 鼓励，纵然有较多自嗨性质且落地极其粗糙的缺陷。大姑娘的敬业 努力 和出色表现 是片子（诸多方面）成立的关键，非常棒！

  • 杞萍韵 0小时前 :

    开头不错 直到遇见林 然后到总反攻拉夸 台词很傻 全片小锤胖爬塔挺有趣

  • 曾听南 5小时前 :

    真人版勇敢传说 从头到尾全是打戏 佩服女主

  • 绳君博 4小时前 :

    还行，无聊时可以一看，打斗假了点，片尾胖子太搞笑了！！！

  • 爱柔怀 5小时前 :

    反派太弱智，太嫩，主角光环过于厉害。一个弱女子居然可以以一打十，还特么都是训练过的军人，我只能说挂开得过于明显了一点。

  • 程浦泽 1小时前 :

    蒽…真的很吵很尬的一部电影 全员乞丐团着装又抹黑粉很像挖煤挖了大半生被放出来的人…我认为他韩最应该放弃的影片类型一是古装（因为滤镜调色和道具质感都很劣质）二是大片（航天航海通通pass你们真的走不出好莱坞路线切拜）很可惜这部片全都占了所以不仅特效服装劣质再加上垃圾剧情所以埋了也是很正常的…打两星主要是作为韩孝周家属给的人情分（不是）我们韩姐还能活跃在荧幕上我就很高兴了 宝多多拍戏当然能挑挑剧本的话我会更感激不尽🥵

  • 芸欣 4小时前 :

    比想象中还可以，本来以为这种海盗片还挺无聊的

  • 练怀桃 6小时前 :

    女导演来拍会更好。。。结局还以为女主会直接登王位了呢，搞了半天还让这废物男国王来宣布女主有继承权？😅

  • 韵芙 2小时前 :

    除了打戏密集还有啥？真的和游戏闯关一样，一路打打打，毫无剧情，就当看了部爽片，女主就是死不了的设定，主角光环，没血了就升级了，这设定太不真实了，中国师傅也弱了点，为了烘托女主吧

  • 楼良吉 1小时前 :

    说实话，就算是个游戏，也不敢做这么小的地图骗人

  • 濮飞兰 5小时前 :

    【镜头/画面/特效】：5.3

  • 花霞月 9小时前 :

    中世纪爽片，女主很多动作明显受成龙的功夫片影响，翻滚和跳跃比较多，太消耗体能了。

  • 答杏儿 0小时前 :

    武打 暴力 血腥 关键是还很扯武打 喜欢的可以研究下

  • 欣采 0小时前 :

    剧情有点糙，但是演员还行，光洙这小造型是一直在致敬海贼王么？男主一脑袋离子烫，两个小时的片长让我好几次看得差点出了戏。女主还行，比较养眼。权相宇出演了反派，倒也可圈可点，不过按照他的身段儿去演男配，是要反差感还是缺钱了？特效凑合，打发时间看看可以。

  • 雪莲 8小时前 :

    看到了加勒比和海贼王的影子

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